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We all lie to cope. “I don’t need sunscreen today”; “That catch definitely carried”; “Dad might come today”; “Only three people knew about sandpaper”.

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Missing Leg by a Foot - Stubby Holder

If you’re the kind of batsman that’s never out; the kind of batsman that would have played 75 Test matches if it weren’t for abysmal umpires; the kind of batsman that everyone laughs at when you get out, then you need the “Missing Leg By A Foot” stubby holder by TGC.

Be self aware, but not enough to realise that everyone thinks your pleas for a decision to go your way are actually a desperate cry for help.

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Got a Good One Today - Stubby Holder

We all lie to cope. “I don’t need sunscreen today”; “That catch definitely carried”; “Dad might come today”; “Only three people knew about sandpaper”.

And if lying to yourself and others is a way of dealing with the fact that you’ve played multiple seasons in the same terrible league, in the same terrible grade, with the same terrible blokes while your average resembles a mediocre tremor on the Richter scale rather than an intelligent way to spend a summer, then sure…. You got a good one today.

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Just Work Hard - Stubby Holder

Need to convey a meaningless message to fill the time between awkward silences with the batting partner you secretly hate but also want to show that you’re an experienced player, played one season abroad and still have the luggage tags on your kit?

Just work hard.

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Where We Circuiting? - Stubby Holder

Every respectable club, village, professional or international cricketer needs a couple of settlers in the sheds before launching on the circuit in the pursuit of the glorious CCC.

This is for the mid-off in your team who only plays the game to circuit after another inevitably painful loss.

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